Writer Simon Rich & illustrator Farley Katz shows sarcastic version of Kamasutra

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Position “Remaning third”

When at home you need to move some furniture and the woman does not ask her husband to do so, but hires a muscular character, of course, he takes off his shirt.

The wife enjoys this position largely to see the naked torso of the new member, while the husband in a corner writhing soundlessly.

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Position “Love me in the shop”

The wife drags her husband to buy, but he does everything possible to avoid it.

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Position “The hidden threat”

The husband quietly trying to close her laptop just his wife appears, so she can not see his conversations or internet browsing history.

In this position the appearance of lots of sweating is possible in men and changes in heart rate of your partner.

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Position “The child went to Grandmother”

Finally spouses have the right to reject any plans for the evening, for the first time in a long time, sleep all the time they want. A couple of sleeping pills can enhance the effect. Sex could be also looks like a good option, but not always practical.

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Position “Minutes of tranquillity”

If the husband goes with his friends for football, the wife can relax, soak in the tub and feel all the joy of the short but valuable time alone in good company: a glass of wine.

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Position “Motivation to act”

The woman is approaching passionately to the legs of her husband to pick up trash, trying to entice it to help with the clean-up in most cases obtains a negative response.

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Position “The dishwasher”

It is made for lovers of role-play. The man takes the initiative to load the machine with dirty dishes. Then the woman continues gently to completely control after her husband, because otherwise he, as usual, will do everything incorrectly.

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Position “Fresh Air”

It is related to the adaptation to the rules and standards of behavior, and so, usually, is only possible for couples who have lived together for a long time.

In this position the man can pollute the atmosphere with gases without having to apologize to his wife.

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Position “The evil alien”

Spouses hold hands to show their closeness and infatuation, while another couple fights. It is strange, but the experience shows that it goes wrong in private.

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Position “2 + 1”

A classic pose for spouses with children. It occurs when the lovemaking is interrupted by the boy, who says he heard a strange sound and decide to come to bed with their parents. If this happens, try to breathe deeply.

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